backward injektors??

[Len Sabatine]

    He , He , The green light Gran Prix and another fried rice rocket, Cheers
    Better to fry-em at the strip tho! They avoid you like the plague 
afterward.

   Len

>Ok rice boy he he...
>..couple months ago I was waiting at local hangout looking for someone to
>race (gave up on picking up women)  was11:00 when I just about gave up...
>then I heard that sound!!! Sounded like a 400lb women bending over at sams
>club when the stiching in her crotch let go.....could it be??? Yes it was!!!
>A rice rocket!!!
>
>Up comes this civic DX with his 12" folgers can exaust tip he has a wing on
>the back higher than his roof line so he looks like a shopping cart..greddy
>and htk decals platerd from the hood to quarter panel.... He has got hi
>performance 275 20 r22 tires sticking 2" outsidfe his fenders...and more
>driving lights than candle stick park..
>
>He gives the signal from behind his $500 sunglsses
>
>So we pull up to the lights.. ohhh the sound of that 1.8l dx motor
>uncorked!!! Reving at 6000rpm..... I give my good ole na 11:1 v8 a shot..
>can't even hear his stereo....
>
>Light goes green, he hits his 4hp nitrous shot, pops the clutch and I heard
>the front left tire give a squeak.  I frantically mash the gas leaving 100'
>of rubber and smoke behind ,me...
>He hits 30mph and pops her into second hiting his 4hp nitrous shot again..
>almost squeeking the front left tire again!!!! I ratchet into 2nd at 45 mph
>leaving another 50' of smoke and rubber.. tring to keep it straight... get
>tracctionn.....and pull another 20 car lengths infront of him.....
>Now I feel guilty...
>
>
>Sorry if I offend anone... 75lbs of stickers on a car annoys me :-)
>I like the sound of a v8 thru flowmasters...
>
>
>
>Oh btw carefull not to put the injektirs upsidfe down!!!!
>Mike Rolica
>Plant A,
>Magnesium Products Division
>Strathroy
>
>(519)-245-4040  Ext. 244
>
>
>
>         -----Original Message-----
>         From:   David Posea [SMTP:dposea at mindspring.com]
>         Sent:   Monday, August 07, 2000 2:32 AM
>         To:     gmecm at diy-efi.org
>         Subject:        Re: backward injektors??
>
>         I've found that by connecting the wires at random I can get my car
>to have
>         really cool popping sounds, and sometimes it even shoots fire out of
>the air
>         cleaner!!!!  It's almost as good as putting a spark plug in the tail
>pipe,
>         right next to a coffee can exhaust tip.
>
>         David
>         -----Original Message-----
>         From: Shannen Durphey <shannen at grolen.com>
>         To: gmecm at diy-efi.org <gmecm at diy-efi.org>
>         Date: Monday, August 07, 2000 2:19 AM
>         Subject: Re: backward injektors??
>
>
>         >I dunno what to say.....
>         >
>         >Shannen
>         >
>         >Lawyer's note:  Injektors should only be connected by
>professionals,
>         >with proper training and tools.  Incorrect connection of injektors
>can
>         >cause serious injury, or death.  Injektors are not for the home
>         >mechanic, or the "do it yourselfer".  Incorrect operation may cause
>         >burns or electrical shock.  Contents under pressure.  Risk of fire
>or
>         >explosion.  Any alteration is considered tampering by the EPA.  Be
>         >sure to stop engine before replacing injektors.  Hot liquid inside,
>do
>         >not hold in lap.  Do not place injektors in mouth.  Harmful or
>fatal
>         >if swallowed.  For external use only.  Not intended for children of
>         >any age.  Your injektors were hand made by skilled craftsmen.  Any
>         >variations should be considered normal and will add to their value.
>         >Do not try this at home.  Stay tuned for scenes from next week's
>show.
>         >
>         >Bruce Plecan wrote:
>         >>
>         >> > "You moron, your injectors are connected backwards".
>         >>
>         >> AGAIN?,
>         >> damn, I have the hardest time remembering which way they go.
>         >> Grumpy
>         >>
>         >>
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