VIRUS ALERT

[tom cloud]

BEWARE: Mongol hordes are massing South of a border (somewhere)
and have let loose a most destructive virus.  It will cause the
paint to flake off your computer and body hair to fall in between
the keys of your keyboard.  This virus is most active after you
have turned the power OFF on your computer and it multiplies most
rapidly when you are not in the room.

You can identify this virus by a subject line that has the word
"Subject" in it or the phrase "VIRUS ALERT".

[Sorry, I just get irritated at people who spread "chain" virus
alerts. -- Might as well have a little fun with it.]


Tom Cloud <cloud at peaches.ph.utexas.edu>