And for our Next Trick ... How 'bout a diyTrionic?

[Robert Humphris]

They might have change the laws of physics lately to be more fair to the
lesser capable
electrons.

Ah! You have found this out. Apparently due to all the electronic
circuitry that there is now in use both in this and other Solar systems
( watch the skies kids ), a new set of cheaper electrons had to be made
available, these are the type that are found in those Chinese batteries
that you seem to find at low cost.  Of course due to the typical lack of
planning that our worlds Governments always have, the cheap and low
quality electrons have spilled out and now have mixed with the standard
ISO 9099 type electrons, which means that occasionally you get 'lumps'
of crap electrons.  This is why circuits stop working, computers crash,
and my alarm clock is too quiet in the mornings.

I hope that I have been help and have cleared up any problems, for
further reading try:  "The Shite Electron Phenomina" by Oxford
University Press.  Or the pamphlet "Damn Cheap filthy Commie
Electricity" Which is distributed by a Militia near you.

Rob Humphris Keeper of the Cone Shaped Electron