Design Flaws (humor, read at own risk)

[Mike Rolica]

I hope I don't get any flack over this:-) 
"smiling is good for you"

		       > >Subject:	Fw: Design flaws
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				> >>      > >Henry Ford dies and goes to
heaven. At the
				> >>      > >Gates, St. Peter greets Ford,
and tells him,
				> >>      > >"Well, you've been such a
				> >>      > >good guy, and your
invention-the assembly line
				> >>      > >for the
				> >>      > >automobile-changed the world.
				> >>      > >
				> >>      > >" As a reward, you can hang out
with anyone in
				> >>      > >Heaven you want."Ford thinks
about it, and says,
				> >>      > > "I want to hang out with God
Himself."
				> >>      > >
				> >>      > >So, the befuddled St. Peter
takes Ford to the
				> >>      > >Throne Room, and introduces him
to God.
				> >>      > >Ford then asks God, "When you
invented Woman,
				> >>      > >what were You thinking?"
				> >>      > >
				> >>      > >God asks, "What do you mean?"
				> >>      > >
				> >>      > >"Well," says Ford, "You have
some major design
				> >>      > >flaws in your invention:
				> >>      > >
				> >>      > > 1. There's too much front end
protrusion.
				> >>      > > 2. It chatters way too much at
high
				> >>      >           >speeds.
				> >>      > > 3. Maintenance is extremely
high.
				> >>      > > 4. It constantly needs
repainting, and
				> >>      > >         refinishing.
				> >>      > > 5. It is out of commission at
least 5 or 6
				> >>      > >         of every 28 days.
				> >>      > > 6. The rear end wobbles too
much.
				> >>      > > 7. The intake is placed too
close to the
				> >>      > >         exhaust.
				> >>      > > 8. The headlights are usually
too small.
				> >>      > > 9. Fuel consumption is
outrageous.
				> >>      > >       . Just to name a few."
				> >>      > >
				> >>      > > "Hmmm...," replies God, "Hold
on a minute." God
				> >>      > >goes over to the Celestial
Supercomputer, types in
				> >>      > >a few keystrokes, and waits for
the results. In no time
				> >>      > >the computer prints out a
report, and God reads it.
				> >>      > >
				> >>      > >God then turns to Ford, and
says, "It may be
				> >>      > >that my invention is flawed,
but according to
				> >>      >  these statistics, more men are
riding my
				> >>      >  invention than yours.
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